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Tacos

Al Pastor

$18.99/+
10 Tacos $18.99 | 25 Tacos $40.99 | 50 Tacos $82.99

Taco Meats

$2.50/+
Suadero Cabeza | Barbacoa | Marinated Chicken | Chicken Fajita | Pastor +$2.50 each • Beef Fajita | Quesabirria | Tripa | Lengua | Shrimp +$3.00 each

Meats

Served with rice, beans, guacamole, sour cream, queso, onion, cilantro and shredded cheese.

Sizzling Beef Fajitas

$17.99

Chicken Fajitas

$16.99

Combination Fajitas

$19.99

12 oz. Angus Rib Eye

$24.99

Alambre

$13.00
Bell peppers, onion, cilantro, lemon and choice of meat with mozzarella on top. Flour or corn tortilla and sauce.

Pastor

$10.99

Suadero

$10.99

Lengua

$12.99

Tripa

$12.99

Barbacoa

$12.99

Cubana

$14.99

Hawaiana

$12.99

Beef Milanese

$13.99

Winnie Dogs

$11.99

Ham

$8.99

Toluqueña

$11.99
Sausage and cheese.

Corditas

Suadero

$4.50

Cabeza

$4.50

Barbacoa

$4.50

Marinated Chicken

$4.50

Chicken Fajita

$4.50

Pastor

$4.50

Beef Fajita

$4.50

Tripa

$4.50

Lengua

$4.50

Burritos

Served with rice, beans, guacamole, sour cream, cheese, onion, cilantro, and shredded cheese.

Beef Suadero

$10.99

Barbacoa

$10.99

Lengua

$10.99

Tripa

$10.99

Cabeza

$9.99

Pastor

$9.99

Chicken / Marinated Chicken

$9.99

Fajita Chicken

$9.99

Specials

Nuestras Famosas Carne Asada Fries

$12.99
Homemade cheese, meat of your choice, cilantro, onions, guacamole cream and Q Mix.

Loaded Nachos

$12.99
Homemade cheese, meat of your choice, rice, beans, cilantro, onions, guacamole, jalapenos, cream and Q Mix.

Startens

Teasers

$8.00
Just what they mean. These things are cheesy with just the right amount of two types of American cheese. Little bits of spicy jalapeno, but not too much and battered with potato breading.

Wings

$13.00/+
10 - $13.00 | 15 - $17.00 | 20 - $22.00 • Bone in wings OG triple OG, Barbecue, sweet Thai chili, sweet heat, garlic parmesan, mango habanero.

Fried Pickle Spears & Chips

$9.00
Yep, that's what they are breaded spicy pickle chips and plump breaded spears. Get you some!

Mozzarella Sticks

$8.00
Six crunchy yet oowee gooey sticks, served with ranch or marinara.

Quesadilla

$8.00
12" flour tortilla with delicious mozzarella cheese accompanied by cream and beans on the side, add your choice of meat chicken +$2.00 and beef +$3.00

Sandwiches & Stuff

We Be Clubin'

$10.00
Layers of smoked turkey upon more layers of honey ham rested on a bed of romaine lettuce, tomato and red onion topped with provolone cheese, bacon and avocado all on toasted whole grain bread.

Swine LT

$8.00
Better than basic BLT.

Grilled Cheese

$7.00
American cheddar and mozzarella cheese on toasted bread.

The Early Bird

$8.00
Bacon, egg and cheese on toasted brioche bun.

Burgers & Dogs

Basic B%@!%*

$8.00
The basic bitch! Basically your basic quarter pound burger with all the basic shit, lettuce, tomato, onion and pickles, honey mustard smeared toasted broché bun.

The Half Pounder

$10.00
Get half pounded with this juicy tender burger with all the fixings, lettuce, tomato, onion and pickles toasted brioche bun. Oh don't forget to add extra toppings.

Chili Cheeseburger

$9.00
Yep, pretty much what it says it is Quarter pound patty with chili and American Cheese. Or just go ahead and make that potty a half pounder. Both come on a toasted broché bun.

Shroom Burger

$11.00
Broaden your horizons with this juicy half pound burger with melted Swiss cheese topped with mind-boggling mushrooms. And sautéed onions on a toasted brioche bun.

Chili Willy with Cheese

$9.00
A foot long hot dog with our house blend chili sauce toppled with shredded cheddar jack cheese.

The Lil Dogg

$7.00
Your average sized all beef and all Texan made hot dog on a broché bun with your choice of mustard or ketchup.

The Big Dogg

$9.00
Just not feeling the lil dogg? Well then how about a big dogg? Also, an all beef, all Texan made hot dog on a broche bun. Choice of ketchup or mustard.

D Down in Dallas Dogg

$11.00
So your appetite needs just a bit more than the other doggs? Well how about a BIGG juicy foot-long, half pound, all Texas beef mode dog ready for you to devour and please them cravings. Please feel free to put whatever the hell you want on this thing, it won't mind.

The Lewinski

$11.00
Yep, it's that the same foot-long half pound all Texas beef made dog deep fried & wrapped in thick cut bacon and sandwiched between a set of buns with a split breaded pickle spear. Make sure to add ketchup or mustard to you liking.

Pizza

Pizza

$8.00
Build your own pizza with choice of two toppings, each additional $1.50 | Toppings: Pepperoni, bacon, beef, chicken, Italian, Ham, sausage, black olives, onions, mushrooms, pineapple, jalapeno.

Sides

French Fries

$3.00

Chips

$2.00

Avocado / Guacamole

$2.00

Ham

$2.00
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